I take frequent breaks from guarding my home

My name is Sluggo, and I take frequent breaks while on duty as Security Guard of the home, and I'm good at it.

I was guarding it. I wasn't going to eat it, but it moved

If something is either different, not in it's place, or if it even moves, I let everynone know about it!
I make sure everything stays in its place, and guard against "meat-shoplifters".


This one is good

Being Security Guard also means that I'm the official "Food Tester", making sure all is ok.


If I take a nap while I'm sitting, no one will know I'm off duty

Being on call 24 hours a day, it's time for another "frequent break". Good Night